This one is fun and easy too. Look at all the things below and list something in the room you're in that has that description. In other words, if you see a dildo in your room and there is the word "naughty", then Naughty: Dildo. Easy. Right?

I'm in the lounge room.

Yellow: Book - Transendental Magic - Eliphas Levi

Fuzzy: Laylas stuffed cat

You can open: My purse

Shiny: My engagement ring.

Has Numbers on it: The remote

Cute: That stuffed cat

Ugly: Adams cupboard.

Glass: The TV screen

Old: Me

New: Our coffee table

Black & White: Newspaper

Weird: Me!

Yummy: Sigh... Me again

Scary: Montel

Can be folded: Laylas blanket

Can be hung up: Jigsaw

You can listen to: The TV

Dirty: Used coffee cup

Shiny: um

Loud: Adams speakers.

Smelly: Nothing!

Soft: Laylas blanket and stuffed cat

Hard: The foor

Boring: The floor

Annoying: The DVD player... its not working properly

Trashy: I dunno.

Sticky: Laylas bubbles

Needs to be thrown out: The rubbish

Needs cleaning: The room in general.

Very cool: Me!

 

 Ok that was stupid.

 

 Heres another one.

 

1. How do you like your eggs?
 Hard boiled. Fried. Whatever.

2. Rare, Medium, Medium Well, Well, or Well Done?
 Well done.

3. Favorite Cookie? None.

4. How do you like your cake? Not with cream

5. Would you like fries with that?
 No thanks.

6. What number meal do you normally order at Fast Food places?
 I don't do numbers.

7. Tofu is: Something I've never tried

8. Is there such thing as eating too much?
 Yes

9. Favorite Foreign food?
 Its all foreign. There isn't a lot of Australian food out there... its mostly British.

10. Favorite cooking show?
 Hells Kitchen of course.

11. Ever shot something and then ate it later (you know, like they do in the South)?
 Nah. I've only ever eaten fish that I've caught.

12. Have you tried frog legs? No.

13. Caviar? Nah

14. Have you ever found a small, unplucked feather on your chicken?
 Yes! Yuck.

15. Do you eat the skin?
 If its crispy

16. Pizza Crust: Yay or Nay?
 Its ok.

17. When is the best time to eat something?
 When you're hungry!

18. Have you ever tried the "starve yourself" diet?
 No

19. If so, did you splurge and eat tons of food after that?
 No

20. What's you favorite food?
 Meat

1. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I have no idea.


2. What did you think you would be now?
A psychologist


3. What do you write other than what you post here?
I mostly post surveys here. I've got a another diary elsewere.


4. What do you read about?
80% of my reading material is metaphysical/occult/newage/ witchy/ pagan type stuff. The rest is utter crap like hollywood gossip mags.


5. What do you think about?
Not much.


6. What would you say you are like?
I'm totally unmotivated and pretty lazy... but if I keep saying that outloud I'll never get any motivation! So scratch that... I'm energetic! I'm motivated! and I'm busy!

7. What would other people say you are like?
They'd say im a snob... but I'm just shy.


8. What do you think people say about you when your back is turned?
She stinks.


9. What do you think people say about you when your back is turned and they're looking at your butt?
Its grown.


10. What would you tell yourself of 10 years ago?
GO BACK TO UNI YOU FUKHEAD!


11. What do you want your 100-year-old self to be able to tell you?
Don't know yet.


12. What are you going to do about that?
*shrugs*


13. What do you regret most, and least?
I regret not finishing Uni... but only if I could be a qualified psychologist right now AND have the exact same life I have now.

14. What are you afraid of?
Bad things happening.

15. What are you proud of?
I'm proud of my ability to get over stuff quickly.

16. What defines you, makes you you?
The stuff that goes through my head. My beliefs.

17. Where do you want to retire and what do you want to be doing there?
A rainforest. Just hanging out.

18. If you could magically be anywhere, anywhen in the world, but you had to stay there for 24 hours straight, where, when would you be?
Peru


19. If you were going to tell me off, what is it likely to be?
What?

20. What's the first letter of your first name?
M


21. What name do you secretly wish you had?
Lily

22. What name do you hate being called?
Cnut


23. What is your most sharable secret?
I don't share


24. What do you write for?
To ease the boredom


25. Where do you find inspiration?
I don't often get inspired.


26. How close do the things you write come to matching the things in your head?
Too hard basket


27. What/How would your online persona say/do/react to you? And you to her?
I don't have an online persona

28. What order would you give up your senses in and why?
They're all equally important! But I suppose if I HAD to lose one it would be taste.


29. Where do you like to be touched (any context you like)?
Love a shoulder massage.

30. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I don't feel as bad as I did yesterday


31. What's the meanest thing you ever did?
I can't remember! :'(

32. What was your first kiss like?
Disgusting.

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
 I'm not against drugs but after watching Meth doco's I'd never do it.

Abortion: for or against? Bit of both. I'm not exactly for abortion but I'm not opposed to it before 8 weeks of pregnancy. I'm against late term abortion.

 Would our country fall with a woman president? No. Although we have a Prime Minister not a president. 

  Do you believe in the death penalty? I don't know. Not really.

Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Don't care really.  

Are you against premarital sex? No. I'm not married and I have one child and onon the way.

Do you believe in God? Nope. 

Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Sure why not.

Do you think its wrong that so many Hispanics are moving to the USA? Nah. Its one planet. One people.

A 12 year old girl has a baby..should she keep it? Its up to her really.

Should the alcohol age be lowered to 18? It is 18.  

Should the war in Iraq be called off? Called off! LMFAO! Thats funny. I don't think the troops want to leave until they sort out the mess they made.

Assisted suicide is illegal..do you agree? Assisted suicide happens all the time... they call it "Making you comfortable" with morphine.

Do you believe in spanking your children? I dunno!!!! Sometimes I give layla a smack but I always regret it because I know there are other techniques that work.

Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars? Yeah! lol why not. 

A mother is declared innocent after murdering her 5 children ...Do you agree? Depends on the case.

1.   What flavor is your favorite vitamin water? 
What? Orange?   

2.   Did you ever have a summer love/fling?
No.    

3.   Is there someone you thought you'd never get off your mind? 
 When I was a teenager priobably.  

4.   What do you day dream about the most? 
 I dunno... nothing really. 

5.   What is the best part about thunderstorms? 
 The lightening.  

6.   Does crying really make things better or worse? 
 Better 

7.   Where do the other socks go? 
 Other sock heaven. 

8.   What song reminds you of your childhood? 
Rudolph the red nose reindeer.  

9.   Would you have loved to go to Woodstock 69?
Yes

10.  Do you believe in love at first sight?
 Nah

11.  Have you ever made something with a person?
 Another person.

12.  How is your relationship with your mother and father?
 Good

13.  Besides you, who was the last person in your bedroom?
Adam. He's still there.

14.  What did you go in your basement for last time?
 I've never been in a basement.

15.  Are you freakishly obsessed with anything?
 Nah

16.  What can make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up?
 Things.

 17.  What is something someone else can do that will drive you NUTS?
 Let their dogs bark.

18.  Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
 Nope

18.  Do you ever snort when you laugh to hard?
 Not really

19.  Have you ever spit on someone while talking to them?
 probably

20.  If you wanted to play a practical joke on your best friend, what would you do?
 I hate practical jokes.

21.  Have you ever lifted your butt check and farted in front of someone?
 Um... probably.

22.  Has a dog ever humped your leg?
 I don't know! I hope not!

23.  Can you roll your eyes in the back of your head?
 The very back? No.

24.  Do you ever think of old times and sit back and smile alone?
 Not so much old times. But sometimes I will laugh to myself about somthing funny.

25.  Worst restaurant you've been to?
Dununzios in Moe.

26.  Last time you sat at a picnic table?
no clue

27.  Can you shuffle a deck of cards? 
Yes 

28.  What do you think is highly overrated? 
Boxing 

29.  Do you have a favorite cup or glass? 
No 

30.  Are you afraid of the dentist?
Very.  

31.  What can I find on your bedroom floor right now? 
Clothes 

32.  When you go to the beach do you swim or lay out more? 
Just hang around 

33.  How often do you take naps? 
2 or 3 times a week. 

34.  If you were to have a yard sale right now, what would you be selling?
Not much  

35.  Have you ever donated clothing to anyone? 
Yeah  

36.  Are you named after anyone?
Just music in general  

37.  What are your goals for this year?
Be pregnant. do my course.  

38.  Do you know anyone with a really old fashioned name? 
 Adam. Its like, the first name ever :p 

39.  Have you ever had to wear a neck brace? 
Nope 

40.  How many times have you gone to the emergency room? 
Twice 

41.  Is there anyone who drunk dials you? 
 Nope 

42.  Has a stranger ever come to your door in the middle of the night? 
Yeah. They're not a stranger anymore.  

43.  Last thing you ate/drank? 
 Chicken strip.  

44.  Has a member of the opposite sex ever hit you?
 Yeah. Once or twice. 

45.  What is your average cell phone bill? 
I had a pre-paid. Now I have a $29 a month cap plan. 

46.  Do you have any premium cable channels? 
 Premium? Whats that? I have em all except the movie channels.  

47.  When is the last time you told someone NO? 
 I tell Layla no all the time.  

48.  Have you ever had to take a sobriety test?
 Cops don't do that in Australia. They use breathalysers... ya know... like scientific equipment.
  

49.  When was the last time you had KFC? 
Yesterday. 

50.  Do you have a twenty dollar bill on you right now? 
yeah  

51.  Do you still drive the same car you did last year? 
Yeah 

52.  How many different colors have you dyed your hair? I
 a few 

53.  How many hair care products are in your bathroom? 
Not many 

54.  Do you enjoy shopping for underwear?
No.  

55.  Do you like shopping for the opposite sex? 
No 

56.  Ever found skid marks in someone's undies? 
No 

57.  Has a small dog ever bit your ankles? 
No. I've been bitten by big dogs though... on the face and on the arse!  

58.  Does age really matter? 
 Sometimes.  

59.  Are you a better talker or better listener? 
 Listener. Which is good, because once Adam gets going he doesn't stop.  

60.  When was the last time you went bowling? 
Long time ago 

61.  Do you know how to keep score at darts? 
Depends what game it is.  

62.  Do you know how to play pool? 
 Yes  

63.  Ever done anything naughty on a pool table? 
No  

64.  Where is the strangest place you have ever put your tongue? 
My tongue has only been in normal places that tongues go. 

65.  Do you like cheesecake? 
Yes. But not baked. 

66.  Did your parent's ever wash your mouth out with soap? 
No 

67.  Did you have to walk to school as a child?
Yes. Mum would drop me off early at my auntys milk bar and then I'd walk to school.

68.  Did you have any teacher's that hated you? 
Yes :| Or I felt like they did.   I was humiliated by a teacher in grade 5 in front of the entire class and I've never been fond of public speaking since. 

69.  Have you ever cried in a movie theater? 
 Yes!  

70.  Did you watch both seasons of I LOVE NEW YORK? 
 Yes.  

71.  Did you watch all the seasons of FLAVOR OF LOVE? 
Yes.  

72.  Who was your all time flavor of love girl? 
 I 'm not that into it 

73.  What reality show would you like to appear on? 
None. The thought of being on TV gives me the cold sweats. 

74.  Do you like flavored cream cheese? 
What? 

75.  Ever built a sand castle?
Yes.  

76.  Do you have any fitted baseball hats?
No.  

77.  As an adult, have you ever peed your bed?
No.  

78.  Ever put your shoes on to find bugs or a mouse in them?
 Maybe bugs. Never mice.

79.  What are you most scared of right now? 
Bad things happening 

81.  Name an obvious quality you have: The ability to bear children.  

82.  Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Yes.

 83.  Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose? Um. Does removing splinters, waxing and plucking eye brows count? 

84.  Who sent you a text message last? 
Adam

85.  Who will fill this survey out after you?
No idea

//5 things you ate in the last 24 hours:
- Chupa Chip
- Burger rings
- Enchiladas
- Ham and Cheese on Toast
- Fish burger

//5 things you did so far today:
- Drank Coffee
- Cleaned out my clothes
- Tried to find something to accomodate this ever expanding gut
- Talked to mum on the phone
- Danced with Layla

//5 things you can hear right now:
- Computer fan
- Typing
- Dave Chappelle
- Taryn yelling
- Layla giggling

//5 things you do when your bored:
- This
- Watch TV
- Read emails
- Read books
- cross words

//5 places to go in your area:
- The park
- The shops
- Vicky's
- The pool
- The doctors

//5 people that never fail to cheer you up
- Layla

//5 things you cant live without
- Food
- Water
- Air
- Warmth
- Family

//5 things you love
- My fmily
- My cats
- My dogs
- My food
- My bed

//5 of your favorite movies
- Natural Born Killers
- Fight club
- Undead
- Wizard of Oz
- True Romance

//5 favorite songs [at present]
- don't have any

If you "HAD to" section:

If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would you want it? I want one and placement is something I haven't figured out yet!

If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be? Brown

If you HAD to get a piercing (THAT ISN'T YOUR EARS) what would you get? Probably eye brow

If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose? Smokey Lyle (its my porn name :D) I like my name.


The "WOULD YOU?" section:

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? Love one person

Would you move anywhere else if you could? Yep

If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you? Yeah

If you were given 10 million dollars to keep, what would you do? Put half away somewhere. Pay debts, give money to family, buy a house, a car and a Harley.

The "LETS SAY" section:

Lets say you had to eat a live tarantula for $1,000. No.

The "OTHER STUFF" section:

What makes your bedroom unique? Its size. Its ridiculously large compared to the other bedrooms in the house.

Whats your favorite season of the year? Summer


The "THE 2008" section:

Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008? I think so. I haven't changed much in the last 6 months.

Anything exciting happen this year? I got pregnant.

Have you been involved with the police this year? Nah

Are your best friends still your best friends? Yeah

Got any tattoos or piercings this year? No

Had a haircut yet this year? A trim

Been in a hospital this year? To visit.

Lost someone you cared about this year? Nope

Been on a vacation this year? Nope

Been kicked out of a public place this year? Nope

Been to a public library? Nope

Do you like to hold hands? Not really

Do you over analyze things? Sometimes

Do you have any tests or exams soon? I have an assesment for my course.

Do you know any Asian people? No I don't... thats strange.


Coffee: Love it or hate it? Love

When you see a foggy window do you feel the need to write or draw on it? No

How many watches do you own? One & I never wear it.!    (<<< Thats the previous persons answer and they're constant .! is sort of starting to piss me off)

How many jobs have you ever had ? 14 (supermarkets, pizza shops, cafe's, market research, petrol station, blueberry farm, salad production plant, footy club, ski resort - thats all I can think of)

What's one thing you've learned lately from love? That it doesn't exist.! <<< See what I mean?!