Can you fill this out without lying?
I hope so

What bed did you sleep in last night?
Layla's

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Coffee

When was the last time you cried really hard?
Not for years

How do you feel about your life right now?
Its good.

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Yeah

How's your heart?
Good thanks

Where was your default picture taken at?
I stole it from the world wide web

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Taryn

Last time you walked further than a block?
Last week. I did a letter box drop to find my lost kitten. Actually it was probably on Saturday at the shopping centre. Those places are huge.

Name someone that made you laugh today?
No-one yet

When was the last time you saw number 3 on your top friends?
Don't know who 3 is.

How late did you stay up last night and why?
Dunno. 1ish. I was watching Oz.

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Yeah! to the country.

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Yes.

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Vicky. If you don't count Adam who lives with me.

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Nope

Do you prefer to call or text?
Text.

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
Never had it. I'm sure it sucks.

Where is your biological father right now?
At his house

Where are you at right now?
In the garage/smoking room/ jam room.

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Cup cakes

When is your birthday?
77

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Layla

Was yesterday better than today?
Yes

Can you live a day without TV?
Yes.

What are you listening to?
Nothing

Are you mad about anything?
A bit.

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yeah

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
When I took photos with my new phone, transfered them to the laptop and deleted them from the phone, but they didn't transfer properly to the pc. Extremely disappointing.

Are you involved with anyone?
Yes

Where do you wish you were right now?
The mountains

What should you be doing right now?
Cleaning,

Is anything bothering you right now?
A bit

Are you a bad influence?
I can be

Night out or night in?
In. I'm old

Are you more of an individual or an outgoing person?
They're so differnt, you can be both, But i am neither.

What items could you not go without during the day?
food

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
No

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Mum

Last hug?
Layla

Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?
No

What does the last text message in your inbox say?
No idea

Explain why you last threw up?
Morning sickness

Do you hate anyone?
Nah

Do you like anyone right now?
I like lots of people. I also dislike lots of people.

Do you talk dirty to people?
No

If we were to look in your phone inbox, what would we find?
messages

Will you have a valentine this year?
Don't do valantines day

Anyone upset you lately?
Yeah a bit

Last person you talked to on the phone?
Adam

Can you easily tell if someone is fake?
Usually

Say you were given a drug test right now,would u pass?
 Yes

In Fridge?

Mustard?: No. Pickles. (the spread stuff)

A giant jar of pickles?: No. Olives and jalapenos

What's the oldest thing in your fridge?:  The shelves

Do you have baking soda in it?:  No

How many expired things are in your fridge?: MAaybe one or 2 things. 

Do you keep bread in your fridge?:  No. It goes stale much faster. The cold air dries it out.

Do you keep nail polish in your fridge?: No

How many bottles of salad dressing are in it?:   2. Thousand Island and French

What are in the bottom drawers?:  Fruit and Veg

What's the most fattening thing in your fridge?: Cheese

Miracle whip or mayonnaise?: Neither. Yuck. 

Have you ever lost your car keys and they showed up in your fridge?: nNo but I often find dummies in there. 

How many different kinds of cheese do you have in your fridge?: 2 or 3

How often do you open your fridge and just stare at it?: Never

In Your Closet?

How many gay men do you have in your closet?: Not even one

How many boxes of crap do you have in your closet?: A lot 

Is your closet a walk-in or a sliding door one?: Sliding door

Has any of your friend's parents came out of a closet?: No

Do you color code your clothes?:  no

Do you hang your T-shirts?: No 

Do you have colorful hangers?: No. They're all wood.

Do you have plastic, wood, or metal hangers?: wood

Is your closet connected to your room or is it somewhere else?: Its on my room.

How many closets do you have in your house?: 3

How many gay men are in them all total?: none

What do you keep in your closet besides clothes?: Boxes, books, my drum.

Do you have dead bodies in your closets?: No

Have you ever slept in your closet?: No.

In Your Living Room?

Do you have moldy cheese?:  No 

Do you have a lazy boy (not including your dad and/or brother (the chair))?: No

Do you have end tables?: no

If so how many?:

Do you have a coffee table?:Yes

If so wood or glass: Wood

What do you do in your living room?: Watch Tv, use the lap top, use the treadmill,  

Do you sleep on your couch?: No

Do you have a TV in your living room?: Yes

When was the last time you mopped or vacuumed your floor?: Yesterday 

Do you have wood floors or carpet?: wood

Do you have a stereo in your living room?: Yes

Do you have a rug in your living room?: no

How many dirty dishes do you have in your living room?: 1 plate

In Your Room?

What size bed do you have?: Queen

Do you have a bed frame?: Yeah

How many people could fit comfortably in your room?: Standing up? 20 or so. Its a ridiculously large room.

Do you have bunk beds?: No

Do you share your room or is it your own?: I share it with my fiance

Does your room smell like smelly feet?: No 

Do you have a hamster in your room?: No

How many dirty socks do you have in your room?: i dont know

How many dead phones do you have in your room?: none

Do you have roaches in your room?: No

How many pieces of paper do you have on your walls?: none

How many trash cans do you have in your room?: none

When was the last time you had sex in this room?: it's been a while. I've got morning sickness and exhaustion... poor fella.

What's under your mattress?: Books and stuff

In Your Laundry Room?

Do you have snakes?: Nope

How often are you in it?: every day 

How often do you have socks with ants on them?: Never

Do you have cabinets or shelves?: a cupboard

Do you use fabric softener?: No

Do you use liquid or powder detergent?: powder

Do you have stacked or side by side washer/dryers?: side by side

Does your laundry room smell bad?: Nope

Do you have front or top load washers?: Top

Do you use oxy clean?: no

How do you get your stains out?: Napisan

Do you seperate whites and darks?: Yes

What else do you do in your laundry room besides do laundry?: nothing

Does your laundry room have an exit to the outside?: Yes

In Your Bathroom?

What kind of toilet paper do you use?: Whatever

Do you keep a blow dryer there?: Yeah

Do you have a shower curtain or door?: Door

What kind of shampoo/conditioner do you have?: Pantene

Do you have matches in your bathroom?:No

Does your mirror have a frame?: Yes

Do you have a clock in your bathroom?: No.

Do you have a radio stereo in your bathroom?: no

Do you do your hair in there?: Yeah

How many sinks do you have?:  4... kitchen, laundry and 2 bathrooms.

If more than 1, how many of them do you use?: all of them

Do you have a linen closet in your bathroom: No. Its in the hall way

Do you have a litter box or bird in your bathroom?: No..

Have you ever been afraid of flushing?: No.

Random Things

How many people live in your house?: 4

How many bottles of soap do you have in your house?: 1

What do you live in?: a house

How many smoke detectors do you have?: 1

Do you have a garage?: Yes

What room do you have your comp. in?: Its a laptop... whatever room I want

Do you have fans?: Yes.

Blinds, curtains, or both?: blinds

What color is your kitchen sink?: stainless steel

How many light switches do you have?: 18

What color is your house?: brick

Have you ever had a big party in your house (that your parents don't know)?: Only Xmas last year.

 

Do boys or girls have life easier & why?
We are equal but different.



If your best friends would be 100% honest, would you really like that?
Yeah



Strict teacher who taught a lot or a fun who didn't?
Whatever. I didn't listen either way.



If you could travel into the past, where would you go?
The point where man stood upright.



Can you be trusted with secrets?
Yeah, if they're very important ones.



What moment from your past would you capture on video?
I have no idea. Laylas second birthday. I didn't get a vid.

The person you dislike most: name something good about them.

 He has no redeeming qualities, thats hy I don't like him.



If you could be invisible, what's the first thing you'd do?
Drive my car to freak people out


Did you ever get in a mess for telling a lie?
Only when I was a kid.


Pill to make you braver or one to make you smarter?
Brave... I'm smart already :p



Would you rather have more love or presents from your parents?
I got plenty of both

Would you take an offer to kiss a crush for $100 in front of your class?
Yeah... its win win isn't it.

Did you ever mess up a relationship?
Yeah! A few.

If u could choose one perfect talent, what would it be?
Guitar

Uniform or choose ur own clothes in school?
Uniform

Are you in a hurry to grow up?
Nope. Others would like me to though

If you had to change lives with a friend for a day, who would you pick?
Vicky... to see what its like to live in constant pain.

What is one thing you'd change about your parents?
I'd calm mum down - she's too dramatic
I give Dad a happiness gene. He's not very happy.

Math or English?
English

Science or History?
Both

Gym or Health?
Neither

Bring or buy lunch?
Buy

Bus or drive to school?
Bus


Ever been heartbroken?
Yeah

If so, r u healed?
Yeah it was a long time ago

What is the best quality you got from ur dad?
Don't know

Best quality you got from your mom?
Not giving a shit about what people think

Worst from dad?
Anti-social

Worst from mom?
Dunno.

Who are you closer to: mom or dad?
Mum

Does your family approve of your bf/gf?
Yeah. Love him

Would you pick your siblings as friends?
Yeah


What are three most important qualities in a friend?
communication, fun

What is ur best summer memory of 2007?
Can't remember

Are your grades as good as they should be?
Yeah

What are you most proud of having done?
Dunno

Last time you told your parents you loved them?
Last tiem i talked to them

Last time they told you?
Last time they talked to me

Would u eat a spider to meet your favorite celebrity?
No

If u found a purse with lots of money, what would u do?
If there was ID I'd probably hand it in. No id... I'd keep it


When is last time you laughed at yourself for doing something silly?
I do that a lot.


If you could change one thing about your looks, what would it be?
I'd have a flat stomach

One thing about your personality?
Less anti-social


Would u choose to be the most attractive, the smartest, or most athletic?
Don't care


What do your friends like most about you?
No idea

If it could be that someone adored u, who would u pick?
what?

What's the best trick you played on someone?
I don't play tricks on people. I hate them.

Best birthday you ever had?
They're all good.


In opposite sex, PREFER blonde or brunette?
Don't care

PREFER light or dark eyes?
DC

PREFER long or short hair?
DC

Would you accept braces?
Yeah

Would you accept glasses?
I love glasses

Would you date outside your race?
Yeah. I have.



Would you date someone taller?
yes

Someone shorter?
yeah

Someone overweight?

yeah


Someone underweight?
not too skinny


Would you date someone who wanted to wait a long time for sex?
Yeah



Believe in love at first sight?
not really

What grade are you going into?
I'm not. I attend an institute.

Is your bf/gf in same school?
We're in our 30's

# 1 quality (besides looks) in a bf/gf is:
Thoughtfulness

Do you get lots of offers to hook up?
no

How often do you do it?
No

How old were you with first love?
First "love" 17

Do you miss that person or still with them?
No

What do you think is the hardest thing about growing up?
Responsibility

Best thing to do when you feel sad?
Sleep. Lie on the couch.

Anything that scares u even though you know there's no reason to be afraid?
Spiders

Ever blamed for something you didn't do?
Yeah


What was your biggest failure?
Formal education


What do you dislike most about yourself?
I'm too lazy, I lack energy and motivation. I do try though.



If you got too much change in a store, would you tell them?
No.


What really gets on your nerves?
Bad drivers



What's the most important lesson you have learned?
You can't change people


If u could read ONE person's mind, who would u pick? 
MY ex. I want to know what he's thinking.
 

1. Are you basically happy?
Basically.

 

2. What, if anything, are you in denial about?
I don't know.

 

3. Are you basically sexual or non-sexual?
At the moment - non!

 

4. Were you abused or mistreated in any way as a child? Say more if you want.
 Not in the slightest.

 

5. What is your favorite recreation?
Does reading count.

 

6. What are you afraid of most?
 Something happening to a family member

 

7. Do you love yourself? If you don't, what's keeping you from loving yourself? If you do, what advice would you give those who don't?
 To live yourself you need to forgive yourself

 

8. Do you need satisfactory sex to maintain your sanity?
 No. But it helps.

 

9. Are you proud or ashamed of your sex life? (If the latter, it is possible that you may not be acknowledging your needs, so talk about this a little if applicable!) 
 Neither.

 

10. Does religion satisfy your spiritual needs; why, or why not?
 No. I'm not religious at all. Spiritual yes.

 

11. Do you agree with the common belief that gays are more likely to molest children than straight people?
 No thats stupid.

 

12. Men are universally taught in military training that the military will make more of a man of you. What do you think of this?
 I don't think about it. But if being a man is killing in cold blood then yes I suppose it does.

 

13. On the whole, do you think the K-12 public and private education systems encourages or discourages creativity and critical thinking? How and why?
K-12? Must be some American thing

 

14. One the whole, do you think college education generally encourages or discourages creativity and critical thinking? How and why?
 I suppose it depends on the course.

 

15. Should sex education be required in secondary schools?
 We had some form of education on primary school. We weren't told about sex but we did learn about periods etc. Sex ed in high school was taught to us by a nun and was more of a biology lesson than anything.

 

16. What are you most afraid of?
You've asked this.

 

17. Is this fear rational or not? Any further ideas?
 Its a fear that is built in to all mothers... we most  mothers anyway.

 

18. Are you satisfied with your love life? Yes

 

19. What is your greatest unfulfilled fantasy? 
 Travelling.

 

20. What is your best fantasy that has been fulfilled?
Well I always wanted to live out in the middle of nowhere and I did that for a while, and I wanted to do a market stall and I did that too. Currently I'm doing neither of those things but at least I can say I have. 

 

21. Do you basically enjoy driving a car? Have you seen gas prices?
Driving is ok. And yes... I've seen the petrol prices.

 

22. What annoys you most about a person? Excuses and blame shifting really annoy me.

 

23. Is it necessary to hide your sex life in order to be honest with yourself and your needs? Huh?

 

24. Has anyone else ever deliberately injured you?
yes

 

25. What has been your most challenging recovery? 
 When my kitten was crushed by my best friend. I was devastated. 

 

26. What, if anything, would you change about yourself?
 My motivation levels

 

27. Are you able to orgasm continuously?
What like all day every day?

 

28. What do you think of the practice of "female circumcision"?
Patriachal control

 

29. Is it more important that people like you, or that you are peace with yourself?
Peace

 

30. Does it really matter what a persons sexual orientation is?
Yes and no. Sex between 2 consenting adults is fine. But if their orientation is geared towards children or animals then it matters.

 

31. How can you draw the line between where someone does alcohol or drugs, and where they have a problem with it?
If it imacts on their day to day life then its a problem. If they put their need to drink or do drugs over their work, kids or other responsibilites then its a problem.

 

32. Should organized religion be able to dictate laws and public policy?
No

 

33. What do you think of the common cultural paradigm (way of thinking) that links sex and violence?
 It does? I've never really seen that.

 

34. Why do so many people my age go into denial and become alienated from reality?
 They do? Whats your age?

 

35. Is civilization advancing or declining? Why?
 Tehnologically we are advancing. But as a community we are failing.

 

36. If you could choose anywhere, where would you like to travel?
 Peru

 

37. If you could choose anywhere, where would you like to live?
In a rainforest.

 

38. What is your favorite sex activity, or sequence of activities?
 Vanilla thanks.

 

39. Have you cheated on a partner? In retrospect, was it worth it?
 Never really cheated on a partner. When I was younger I kissed other people but never had sex. I was just young and stupid and not ready for commitment I suppose.

 

40. Have you been cheated on? Does it matter at this point? II don't know if I've been cheated on.

 

41. How often do you think about sex? Not very often. You must think about it a lot.

 

42. Name one piece of serious injustice - whether it involves you or someone else. ...
Bile bears

 

43. What are non-renewable resources?
 Resources that cannot be renewed (???)

 

44. How much of our energy comes from non-renewables? Almost all of it.

 

45. What do you think of people who are mean to animals?
 I wish they'd die.

 

46. What does a baby or small child really need to grow up mentally fairly healthy?
 Adequate care, food, clothing, shelter, nuturing, love, encouragment and acceptance.

 

47. What do you think of people who have babies because they need and expect love from their kids?
 The first time the child refuses a hug or says I hate you is going to destroy them

 

48. Why do people join gangs?
 Because its all they know. Pack mentality.

 

49. What is the human population on earth now?
6 and a half billion give or take a few million.

 

50. What was it 100 years ago? 200 years ago?
 I don't now but nowhere near that amount.

 

51. Do you think God will provide humanity with all the food we need?
 I don't believe in god but I do believe that there is enough food (or resources to create food)  to go around. It is just not distributed equally.

 

53. What is the chance for that to actually happen?
 For everyone to be feed? Until the capitalist societies start sharing their wealth then not very likely at all.

 

54. How many sex partners have you had this year? One

 

55. How many in 2005? one

 

56. Do you adequately protect yourself from STDs and unwanted pregnancy? Yes

 

57. What is missing most from your life? I don't know... nothing.

 

58. How long did it take you to figure out how to not get so drunk you threw up? I
Not long... don't mix drinks. Now I focus on drinking and not having a hang over. That involves not getting too drunk and taking a jug of water to bed.

 

59. If you had a time machine, where would you go?
 I'd travel back along my ancestral line to see where exactly I came from.

 

60. If you could bring back one person from the dead, who would that be? Why?
 I dunno. No one I suppose.

 

61. What is the most perverted thing you can think of?
 Um... i don't want to.

 

62. Should voluntary euthanasia be legalized?
 I don't know. I suppose.

 

63. If abortion becomes illegal again, would you participate in an underground? //
 It really depends on the conditions. If it was a well equpied medical facility that did illegal abortions then probably. But I have no intention of ever having another abortion.

 

64. Would you blockade or otherwise inhibit the operation of an abortion clinic?
No

 

65. What do you think of enforced pregnancies? 
Do they happen?

 

66. What is the most important problem facing civilization now? 
 The population growth. There are too many of us.

 

67. How should we solve this problem? Are you prepared to participate?
 We should only have 2 children. One to replace ourselves. And yes I'm participating.

 

68. If you could be doing anything right now, what would that be? 
Sleeping.

 

69. Are you done with this number, or not? Why?
 I don't understand the question.

1. Do you think you were raised well?
 Yeah I think so. I came from a loving home.

2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE? Nope

3. How do you handle stress? Have a cigarette. I used to self medicate but I gave that up a long time ago... it only adds to the problems, sometimes it even creates them.

4. How would you spend your last day alive? With family

5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? I have to be sneaky with things like christmas and birthday presents because Adam is very keen.

6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other which one would you pick? The bucks. I've already found true love.

7. If your parents got divorced and you had to pick mom or dad to live with who would you pick? Mum. But they are divorced anyway.

8. If you had to choose between having one family member or 5 of your closest friends die who would you choose? *blank stare*

9. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? No.

10. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about? Nothing

- The Love Stuff-
1. Do you think you know the meaning of true love? Yes. Its called maternal love.

2. The last time you kissed someone...was it someone you see yourself with? Yes

3. What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion? Friendship, trust, loyalty

4. Are you the one who talks about everything? I don't understand the question.

5. Your most recent ex... you guys still friends? No.

6. If your parents didn't like the person you were dating, would you lose them? No.

7. Do you see yourself ever being with someone you've been with before? No.

-The This or That Stuff -
1. Die in a fire or drown? Drown.

2. Be with someone cute and a jerk or ugly and kind? Neither.

3. Eat fried worms or chocolate ants? Chocolate ants.

5. If your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't like your best friend and told you to be with him or your best friend, who would you choose? Neither. I don't do mind games.

6. Would you rather be ditched or live with ditching someone? Ditch em.

7. Kids then marriage or marriage then kids? No marriage. ever.

8. If you had to choose between being blind or deaf which would you pick? Deaf

9. Would you rather live in a tiny apartment with 5 other people or alone in a huge house that you thought was haunted? Haunted house!

-The Random Stuff -
1. Do you kick it with the same people always.. or new people? New people... I move a lot.

2. How many piercings do you have? None.

4. Do you see yourself as a "good" person? Hope so

5. Do you think best friends can be replaced? Yeah.

6. Name 6 people *not family* that you can tell ANYTHING to: 6? Anything? None.

7. Are you the type that would rather stay at other peoples houses or have them at yours? Have them at mine... and not for long.

8. HONESTLY- Have you ever wanted to watch a scary movie with someone JUST to have an excuse to be close to them?' No

9. Is your family the "eat dinner at the table" type or the "get your food and eat wherever you want type" ?
 When i was a kid we ate at the table. Now that I'm the cook we eat together but where ever we want.